मेधज न्यूज़ के ठहाके: वेलेंटाइन डे पर एक होटल द्वारा दिया गया बम्पर ऑफर

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वेलेंटाइन डे पर एक होटल द्वारा दिया गया बम्पर ऑफर कुछ इस प्रकार है।



इस 'वेलेंटाइन डे' पर आप अपनी पत्नी को हमारे होटल लाइए और भोजन पर 25% डिस्काउंट पाइए…।

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अपनी महिला मित्र को लाइए और 35% डिस्काउंट पाइए...।

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अपनी प्रेमिका को लाइए और 40% डिस्काउंट पाइए…। 

इतना ही नहीं। अब आखरी बम्पर ऑफर....

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आप एक ही समय में इन सबको अपने साथ लाइए और 100% डिस्काउंट पाइए। इसके साथ ही एक महीने का कॉम्प्लिमेंट्री (फ्री) अस्पताल में रहने का मौका पाइए। यह ऑफर सी‍मित समय के लिए ही है...।

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लड़का- आय लव यू !

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....वैसे मेरा एक स्कूल फ्रेंड भी है, जिसके साथ मेरा सीरियस मैटर चल रहा है...।

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इतना सब सुनने के बाद लड़का बोला- यार, देख लें...! कहीं एड्जस्ट हो सके तो...।


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