मेधज न्यूज़ के ठहाके: सुबह की चाय के साथ पत्नी बहुत सारी दवाईयां लेकर आई...

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अगर आप सुबह-शाम हंसने की आदत डाल लें तो कोई भी बीमारी, चाहे मानसिक हो या शारीरिक आपके पास भी नहीं आएगी। इसीलिए हम आपके लिए कुछ ऐसे मजेदार चुटकुले लेकर आए हैं, जिन्हें पढ़ने के बाद आप हंसते-हंसते लोटपोट हो जाएंगे। तो चलिए शुरू करते हैं हंसने-हंसाने का ये सिलसिला...

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एक लड़की किसी लड़के से व्हाट्सप्प पर चैट कर रही थी...

लड़का - हेलो...

लड़की - हाय... क्या कर रहे हो?

लड़का - मैं एक खूबसूरत लड़की से बात कर रहा हूं।

लड़की - वाओ... तुम कितने स्वीट हो!

लड़का - हां, वो खूबसूरत लड़की काफी देर से रिप्लाई नहीं कर रही है,

तो सोचा तुझसे ही बात कर लूं...!!!

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सुबह की चाय के साथ पत्नी बहुत सारी दवाईयां लेकर आई...

पत्नी (अपने पति से) - ये लो चाय के साथ पैरासिटामॉल खालो।

पति - नहीं मुझे बुखार नहीं है।

पत्नी - तो डाइजीन ले लो।

पति - नहीं मुझे गैस भी नहीं है।

पत्नी - तो फिर पुदीनहरा ले लो।

पति - नहीं मेरा पेट भी ठीक है।

पत्नी - लो कॉम्बिफ्लेम ही ले लो, हाथ-पैर दुखना बंद हो जाएगा।

पति - अरे कमाल करती हो, मुझे कुछ नहीं हुआ है, मैं एकदम ठीक हूं, तंदुरुस्त हूं।

पत्नी - तो फटाफट उठो, सफाई के साथ बहुत काम करना है...!!!

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अगर कोई लड़का खुद की शक्ल देख कर

बार-बार मुस्कुरा रहा हो...

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तो...

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समझ लेना कोई लड़की है जो...

उसे चने के झाड़ पर चढ़ा रही है...!!!

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हथेली में अगर खुजली हो तो समझना कि....

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खुजली का रोग हुआ है।

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पैसा नहीं आता, उसके लिए कड़ी मेहनत करनी पड़ती है...

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खुजाने से अगर पैसा आता तो भालू और बंदर सबसे ज्यादा पैसे वाले होते...!!!


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