मेधज न्यूज़ के ठहाके: हाथी और चींटी के पुराने मगर मजेदार जोक्स

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एक बार चींटी हाथी के ऊपर बैठ कर जा रही थी | रास्ते में कच्चा पुल आता है,

उसको देखकर चींटी बोली: जानू क्रॉस कर लोगे या मैं उतरूं?

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तीन चींटियां रास्ते में बैठकर बातें कर रही थीं कि अचानक उस रास्ते से हाथी गुजरता है,

हां बैठी एक चींटी हाथी से बोली: ओए, हाथी मुझसे कुश्ती लड़ोगे?

बाकी चींटियां: अरे रहने दो यार बेचारा अकेला है |

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एक बार चींटी कहीं जा रही थी, रास्ते मैं उसे हाथी मिला |

हाथी ने पूछा: चींटी चींटी कहां जा रही हो ?

चींटी बोली: फ्रॉक सिलवाने जा रही हूं,

हाथी: अगर कपड़ा बचे तो मेरे लिए पाजामा सिलवा देना

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हाथी और चींटी की शादी हो जाती है, एक दिन चींटी ने हाथी के कान में कुछ कहा, सुनकर हाथी बेहोश हो गया

क्यों ?

चींटी ने कहा था: मैं आपके बेटे की मां बनने वाली हूं |


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