एक कामकाजी महिला के घर का ए सी सही करने गया मेकैनिक

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एक कामकाजी महिला के घर का ए सी खराब हो गया, उसने मेकैनिक को फोन किया

मैं मिसेज़ मोनिका बोल रही हूँ | मैं माईथान छिली ईंट से बोल रही हुँ,मेरा हाल में लगा ए सी काम नहीं कर रहा है आप दोपहर को मेरे आफिस जाने के बाद आकर मेरा ऐ सी  ठीक कर देना । पूरा घर लाॅक रहेगा सिर्फ हॉल खुला रहेगा । मैन डोर की चाबी बगल में अपने पड़ोसी को दी है। ताला खोलकर हॉल में लगा ए सी ठीक करना है। हॉल में एक डाबरमैन कुत्ता होगा जो बंधा नहीं होगा, पर डरना मत वह ट्रेण्ड कुत्ता है। जब तक कोई आदेश सुनाई न दे वह कुछ नहीं करता | वहाँ पिंजरे में एक तोता है | बहुत बोलता है ..पर तुमको उसे एक शब्द भी नहीं कहना है | काम खत्म होने के बाद हॉल को लाॅक करके चाबी उन्ही पड़ोसी को दे देना। और उनसे अपना पेमेंट ले लेना। ठीक है...?   एक बार फिर बोल रही हूँ,.तोते को एक शब्द भी मत कहना वर्ना तुम खुद भुगतना ! ठीक है न।

दोपहर:  मेकेनिक, पड़ोसी से चाभी लेके हाल का ताला खोलकर अंदर आया तो सोफे के पास एक खतरनाक डाबरमैन कुत्ता लेटा हुआ था जिसे देखकर वह सहम गया , पर कुत्ता एक बार उसकी ओर देखने के बाद फिर ऊँघने लगा । जब आगे बढ़ा तो तोता चालू हो गया" अबे चोर...क्या कर रहा है बे....."!

और पूरे दो घंटे तक, जब तक ए सी बन नहीं गया, पूरे समय चिल्ला चिल्ला कर मेकेनिक के नाक में दम कर दिया.!

कभी उसे चोर कहता ..कभी 'मोटा भैंसा ' कहता ..कभी गन्दी गाली देता..कभी कालिया कहता.! ऐसा सुनकर मेकेनिक  इतना परेशान हो गया कि उसे पेंचकस से कोंचने का मन बना लिया.! पर मैडम की हिदायद याद आते ही मन मसोसकर रह गया .!   

 काम खत्म होने के बाद जब सामान समेट कर जाने लगा तभी तोता फिर चिढ़ाया." अबे चोर...मोटा साले...कालिये .क्या चुराया बे...? "



अब तो मैकेनिक के लिए सहना मुश्किल हो गया था।वह सोचा कि मैडम खामखा डरा रही थी.! भला पिंजरे में बंद तोता मेरा क्या बिगाड़ लेगा..?

अपना पेंचकस निकाल कर वह तोते की ओर बढ़ा...." साले तोते.... रूक साले बताता हूँ.। "

मैकेनिक का इतना बोलना था कि, तोता इसी बात के इंतज़ार रहा था तोता गला फाड़कर चिल्लाया....."छू.. .टामी...छू...!टामी....छू..छू...!!

उसके बाद क्या हुआ आप समझ गये।



---एक आर्य----


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